unHooked

Random thoughts about my experience following a “keto” diet.

October 15, 2020:

ME: Why does EVERYTHING on this week’s menu taste like paint?

TASTEBUDS: Stupid question. Fortunately, we’ve never tasted paint!

ME: Fuck off.

October 22, 2020:

I’d so much rather have paint than almond butter…

November 2, 2020:

Is it even POSSIBLE to have too much heavy whipping cream?!?!?

November 11, 2020:

Yes.