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Is a springboard for all manor of constructive self expression. I have many expressions, but I feared naming my blog “goddammit!”or “listen, blow-hole!” may have discouraged readership.

It is locally sourced canvas on which the rich hues of sarcasm will be woven side by side with the subtle iridescence of irreverence. It will be the place I come to both “do,” and to become undone.

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    Please listen carefully, as our menu options have not really changed and are as vague and indecipherable as always. If you are an employee, or are calling on behalf of an employee, or your mother is related to any employee who has ever worked at this facility, has a dog and wears a hearing aide,…

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About the Author

The author lives in Southern Wisconsin and is currently conducting research for her upcoming novel “Ruby Ryan and the Case of the Mistaken Google Map”.  She has recently re-energized her jiu jitsu training after concluding competition in the first annual Birch Knoll Holiday Event, which showcased her mastery of awkward family dynamics and decorative lime slicing. Read full bio.