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Is a springboard for all manor of constructive self expression. I have many expressions, but I feared naming my blog “goddammit!”or “listen, blow-hole!” may have discouraged readership.

It is locally sourced canvas on which the rich hues of sarcasm will be woven side by side with the subtle iridescence of irreverence. It will be the place I come to both “do,” and to become undone.

  • Into the Wild Blue Yonder

    I love you people, but if ONE MORE PERSON tells me that I’m “on a journey” I will shove a map of their ass. The End. Love, Sarah

  • 10 Diet/Keto-Friendly Things to Do When You’re Bored

    And eating a box of Little Debbie’s Swiss Cake Rolls is not an option: Search Apple Music for covers of “Here Comes the Sun”. Arrange same alphabetically by artist in your phone. (You may need your charger for this.) Tune into CNN and count how many times Erin Burnett blinks in any given 20 minute…

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About the Author

The author lives in Southern Wisconsin and is currently conducting research for her upcoming novel “Ruby Ryan and the Case of the Mistaken Google Map”.  She has recently re-energized her jiu jitsu training after concluding competition in the first annual Birch Knoll Holiday Event, which showcased her mastery of awkward family dynamics and decorative lime slicing. Read full bio.