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Is a springboard for all manor of constructive self expression. I have many expressions, but I feared naming my blog “goddammit!”or “listen, blow-hole!” may have discouraged readership.

It is locally sourced canvas on which the rich hues of sarcasm will be woven side by side with the subtle iridescence of irreverence. It will be the place I come to both “do,” and to become undone.

  • 10 Diet/Keto-Friendly Things to Do When You’re Bored

    And eating a box of Little Debbie’s Swiss Cake Rolls is not an option: Search Apple Music for covers of “Here Comes the Sun”. Arrange same alphabetically by artist in your phone. (You may need your charger for this.) Tune into CNN and count how many times Erin Burnett blinks in any given 20 minute…

  • Keto Crossing & Plums

    You know that holiday song “Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer”? Well, this soon to be grandma got runover by a turkey. On Thanksgiving day. I tired Really Hard to convince myself that giblet gravy was mostly Keto friendly (except for the flour), but probably not over a giant mound of stuffing. My family has…

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About the Author

The author lives in Southern Wisconsin and is currently conducting research for her upcoming novel “Ruby Ryan and the Case of the Mistaken Google Map”.  She has recently re-energized her jiu jitsu training after concluding competition in the first annual Birch Knoll Holiday Event, which showcased her mastery of awkward family dynamics and decorative lime slicing. Read full bio.