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Is a springboard for all manor of constructive self expression. I have many expressions, but I feared naming my blog “goddammit!”or “listen, blow-hole!” may have discouraged readership.

It is locally sourced canvas on which the rich hues of sarcasm will be woven side by side with the subtle iridescence of irreverence. It will be the place I come to both “do,” and to become undone.

  • Random Keto Thoughts – Part II

    Is it the good news or the bad news that I am hunched over the kitchen sink in a conspiratorial stance while stress eating … pickles? I mean, yes, I recognize that I am eating in response to stress and I wish that I could have a different response to stress, but at least it’s…

  • Keto 57

    Random thoughts about my experience following a “keto” diet. October 15, 2020: ME: Why does EVERYTHING on this week’s menu taste like paint? TASTEBUDS: Stupid question. Fortunately, we’ve never tasted paint! ME: Fuck off. October 22, 2020: I’d so much rather have paint than almond butter… November 2, 2020: Is it even POSSIBLE to have…

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About the Author

The author lives in Southern Wisconsin and is currently conducting research for her upcoming novel “Ruby Ryan and the Case of the Mistaken Google Map”.  She has recently re-energized her jiu jitsu training after concluding competition in the first annual Birch Knoll Holiday Event, which showcased her mastery of awkward family dynamics and decorative lime slicing. Read full bio.