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Is a springboard for all manor of constructive self expression. I have many expressions, but I feared naming my blog “goddammit!”or “listen, blow-hole!” may have discouraged readership.

It is locally sourced canvas on which the rich hues of sarcasm will be woven side by side with the subtle iridescence of irreverence. It will be the place I come to both “do,” and to become undone.

  • Keto 57

    Random thoughts about my experience following a “keto” diet. October 15, 2020: ME: Why does EVERYTHING on this week’s menu taste like paint? TASTEBUDS: Stupid question. Fortunately, we’ve never tasted paint! ME: Fuck off. October 22, 2020: I’d so much rather have paint than almond butter… November 2, 2020: Is it even POSSIBLE to have…

  • My House Through the Eyes of COVID 19

    This post is inspired by a refrigerator magnet that reminds me to write drunk and edit sober. Just for the record, I’m not drunk. But I am writing. Since COVID 19 (“SC” — sort of like BC and AD), I look at my home differently. No, I’m not bored with it. Almost none of the…

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About the Author

The author lives in Southern Wisconsin and is currently conducting research for her upcoming novel “Ruby Ryan and the Case of the Mistaken Google Map”.  She has recently re-energized her jiu jitsu training after concluding competition in the first annual Birch Knoll Holiday Event, which showcased her mastery of awkward family dynamics and decorative lime slicing. Read full bio.