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Is a springboard for all manor of constructive self expression. I have many expressions, but I feared naming my blog “goddammit!”or “listen, blow-hole!” may have discouraged readership.

It is locally sourced canvas on which the rich hues of sarcasm will be woven side by side with the subtle iridescence of irreverence. It will be the place I come to both “do,” and to become undone.

  • News From The Knoll

    Garrison Keillor’s NPR’s program, “A Prairie Home Companion” was and still is one of my absolute favorite things in life, even though I didn’t listen regularly. I’d catch it while riding in the car every so often, long before my iPhone catered to my every listening whim, long before SiriusXM, and podcasts and ebooks. I…

  • Easy Bake

    Add 3 tablespoons cold water … to the weird cardboard-y pan provided, mix well, microwave for however long the sachet says to, or until it looks done-ish, enjoy. Felt a little like I was mixing a cake to make in an Easy Bake Oven. Good Christ! Who thought it was a good idea to “bake”…

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About the Author

The author lives in Southern Wisconsin and is currently conducting research for her upcoming novel “Ruby Ryan and the Case of the Mistaken Google Map”.  She has recently re-energized her jiu jitsu training after concluding competition in the first annual Birch Knoll Holiday Event, which showcased her mastery of awkward family dynamics and decorative lime slicing. Read full bio.